BNN: Crazed Axe Man Slaughtered

Donner July 25, 1997

Benjamin Farmill has died twice today, after a close encounter with a crazed axe man. Fortunately on his third resurrection he tracked down this axe man and helped someone to thoroughly slaughter the murderer.

Also today a crazed axe man whose name is yet undiscovered died today at the hands of two of his own victims.